Every time I see one of those “Salt Life”, “Surf Life”, “Swamp Life”, etc stickers on a car, I think it says “Slut life”. Not in a negative way or anything, but that’s just what it always looks like at first.
You know you’re a true success when you manage to start choking on your own saliva.
How can anyone think these HTC One commercials are good? They’re promoting these horrible ideas of essentially drowning out reality.
Like, oh, let’s go to a museum, and instead of enjoying the art and stuff, you can totally be browsing facebook!
Or, if you like being antisocial and not talking to people, you can easily stare at your phone all day!