windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages
"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"
"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"
"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"
Stages of sending a first text to a girl:
- Before sending: oh god this is going to be horrible i wish I knew how to send good first texts
- Message written out: this is bad, this is really bad, but I have nothing better. Now I just need to hit send.
- 5 minutes pass: just need to hit send.
- Hit send: PANIC
- 1 minute later: Okay, I did it. I’m alive. Now I just need to wait :)
- 2 minutes later: …
- 3 minutes later: fuck.
- 4 minutes later: text was bad, she obviously hates me now.
- 5 minutes later: better go buy a new phone, move to a new city, start a new life.
LUNCH DATE CONFIRMED
SEND HELP I’M GOING TO DIE